Look. If shinigami eyes show your name as a red box, then I’m blocking your ass. Transwomen are women.

• - I will block your ass if you are just a TERF too. Shinigami eyes or not. fuck you.

if I’m not posting about something that you think should be on every blog - I gotta let you know: I’m anxious, I’m dealing with some Mental Health issues, I’m burnt out, I’m tired. and this is my running away place.

• I’m paying attention. i don’t forget or not care. I may even be angry. but I’m so damn tired. if i react it will be irl, not online. i can do more there i think.
• there are better sources than I online for almost every issue. sometimes I’m the only one in irl to be a source. so. I’m tired. i won’t do much of that on here.

Military does not mean conservative.

• -I do what I have to do to remain out of poverty and afford school.
• -I take pride in what I do because I’m good at it.
• -If you think I am not Very Angry about Many things, you don’t know me very well. but I’m also tired. so i won’t comment on much.

I don’t tag well. Sorry???

• -Just tell me, and I will do my best to remember, but to this date, no one has asked?
• -i mainly use this website to not panic over things, so I won’t comment a lot on what’s going on globally, but… yeah. i’m paying attention and… well, see above.

I HAVE A HOCKEY SIDE BLOG! @carpehistoryandthepens.

• -check that out for pens shenanigans and other general hockey stuff.
• Please block “#history watches the pens” if you don’t want the occasional liveblog.
• I am not sorry to occasionally reblog either Sidney Crosby’s or Evgeni Malkin’s faces.
• Go support BGHC!
• Again, If you think I am not Angry about Many things, you don’t know me very well.

Current WIPs:

• - Dad might Intensifies, Morning Skates, my 2021 NaNoWriM, and the unfinished plot series. I am working on them! Progress is being made. Promise!
• - I tend to post when I have completed a story, but I also write novel-length slow burns, so…. they take me a While to get through.
• - i am also working on editing Though My Soul, so it’s less of a grammatical mess. So TMS Will be Longer. Now at least over 100k.
• - I have an original WIP, but it’s not even in the outline stages, really. So steampunk romance in the middle of a war with class differences? IDK. It’s a work in progress.

year mood:
January - ‘hunger’ Florence and the machine. first verse.
February - 'Waiting On A Miracle’ Encanto, 'Johnny Can’t Decide’ and '30/90’ Tick, Tick… Boom!
March - 'dust and ashes’ Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

Fandom middle age. I’ve been here since the early 2000s. I work full-time. i finished that degree I’ve been working on for the last two *cough* ten *cough* years.

I’m Carpe_History on Ao3, Fanfic.net, and Twitter!

Wanna support me and my writing? Venmo: @ carpe_history

“I’m the vice president of panic, and the president is missing.”- PAIGE LEWIS.

• - This is like my life quote.

And finally: She/Her. I’m around 30. I’ve been married for years. Angry and anxious and autistic

gaycism:

anyone need serotonin?

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shadowen:

aropride:

aropride:

“nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life” ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i’m busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

At an atomic level, we’re never touching anything because we’re always touching everything. The barrier of my skin and my dog’s soft fur and the atmosphere between us are all part of the same continuum of atoms. At an atomic level, the entire universe is a single organism, and all humans are always petting all dogs.

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hachama:

hachama:

keldabe-kriff:

hachama:

hydrogenperfoxide:

hachama:

Favorite part of seeing a new doctor: when they ask about birth control

Doctor: Sexually active?

Me: I’m over 35 and have a toddler, so we’ll say yes but it’s really more of an aspirational thing.

D: Hormonal birth control?

M: No.

D: Are you trying to get pregnant?

M: Ha, no, once was more than enough.

D: Barrier method?

M: Just the aforementioned toddler, so no.

D: If you don’t want to get pregnant, you really should be using some form of birth control.

M: Oh, I am. I find that the absence of fallopian tubes is extremely effective.

D: o___o checks my record Oh. Right.

M: >:-}

my favourite story is when my doctor was like she was in her third trimester, pregnant. I’d been seeing her for several years by that point. When i first started seeing her I was IDing as a guy.

“Is there any chance you could be pregnant?”
“… No?”
“When was your last period?”
“… … Never?”
She puts down her clipboard for a second and looks at me confused.

“Sarah, I’m trans, you knew me before I came out …”

“oh my god”

She held her head in her hands in embarrassment and disbelief that she’d forgotten and then blamed it on the memory issues that some people get when pregnant but I guess that also means that I was passing so that’s nice lmao

That is amazing. I love your semi-himbo doctor.

My GYN office still asks me when my last period was every time I go in.

The same GYN office that did my hysterectomy a few years ago.

Truly incredible continuity of care.

Image description: Tumblr post tag “#guys cmon the doctors are asking these question like a hundred times a week”

Yes. Yes they are. And that’s kind of the problem. They’re on auto-pilot, talking and treating what they expect to see and not the patient actually in front of them. I put a humorous spin on it because I choose to laugh at the absurdity, but I’m honestly really annoyed that something as simple and routine as checking my medical record for recent surgeries is apparently beyond the capacity of the person who is supposed to be helping me figure out why my body is doing THAT.

If a doctor, especially a GYN, doesn’t notice that my record says “C-section with bilateral salpingectomy,” they’re going to make some assumptions that could negatively impact quality and appropriateness of care. If I have abdominal pain, it is not going to be because of a twisted fallopian tube, for example. It may be from adhesions formed during the healing process from the C-section. That happened to my mother! That’s also in my record! Because it could be relevant and important for my medical care team to know.

As an engineer, if I approach every problem with the same set of questions, that may work fine for 70% of the work in front of me. But I’d be a really bad engineer if I couldn’t recognize that remaining 30% and respond appropriately.

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real-centricide-twitter-posts:

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heroofthreefaces:

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202:

anastasia1marie:

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202:

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202:

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color

Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange

Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen

The Princess Bride

Holy shit

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theyouth–waste-it:

toastoat:

toastoat:

toastdurr:

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

perfect

im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass

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spirkbitch:

broke: the makeup in tos was just stage makeup and it was never intended to be seen in high definition, therefore we should assume the characters weren’t meant to be seen as wearing makeup

woke: spock woke up every day and chose to slay in that purple eyeshadow and everyone else thought he looked so hot that they started doing it too

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caspia-writes:

Chapter Titling

Writeblr, how do you title your chapters?

Number them

Name them

Both of the above

I HAVE no chapters!

What’s everyone else doing? (Just results)

If you don’t mind reblogging this, more sample size would make for more interesting results….

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canadianwheatpirates:

trashincognito:

I think sometimes people forget that the gov is the corporations’ bitch, not the other way round.

This has made the city go “wait, it sucks that we can’t punish corporations who do this”, though:

Los Angeles City Controller Kenneth Mejia tweeted Friday that StreetsLA would be fining Universal Studios $250 for trimming trees without a city permit. He also said that “outdated laws limit fine amounts and aren’t equitable across offenders, especially big corporations” and that he will recommend these laws be reevaluated. 

(Source)

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did i just look at my nanowrimo from 2020? yes. did i find out that i wad 44k words and i just STOPPED?

yes.

am i mad? a little. it wasn’t very good.

its a very rough first draft but I’ve been thinking about it a lot recently (and the basic changes to the plot i would make). so who knows. it might be my next project.

after legacy is done and posted.

catchymemes:

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rhetoricandlogic:

1oldbear:

luisonte:

El putoQUEEEEEEÉ?

And notice that he made it out of white oak.  Even with power tools, that’s doing it the hard way.

The artists is Oleksandr Hrytsai. He makes more of this beautiful stuff. Sadly, facebook only.

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silverjirachi:

catchymemes:

Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

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